So you may have noticed that Ricky Gervais wasn't too happy about all the celebs in Hollywood going against him.
You remember all the jokes he made at the Golden Globes, well the pretty people of Tinseltown didn't like it and Ricky decided to write a fake script for the Oscars! He posted the following script on his blog, writing it for James Franco and Anne Hathaway.
Have a look at the script here, and there is a video below of Ann and James actually acting the script out!
James:
You probably know me from 127 Hours where I play a man trapped in an enclosed space who decides he would rather cut his own arm off than stay where he was. Now that sounds "way out" but wait till half way through this fucking ceremony and you'll start to identify with him.
Anne:
And I'm the new Catwoman. The first white woman to play that role since Michelle Pfeiffer. I want it to be an inspiration to all white people everywhere. Your dreams can come true in Hollywood too.
James:
Usually they hire comedians to host The Oscars, but tonight, instead, you get us!
Anne:
No comedians tonight. And do you know why? Because comics are ugly.
James:
Especially that rude obnoxious one who played the Steve Carell part in the English remake of The Office.
Anne:
But you can all relax because Ricky Gervais is in London…
(Nervous laughter)
He's doing some charity work.
Yeah, he's visiting orphans with cancer.
He's telling them what bald little losers they are…
Talk about an attention grabber! Where else does he go? How about his MASSIVE fortune.
James:
Ricky Gervais is now worth $80,000,000. The obnoxious Brit confirmed the figure, adding,"Yes and my dentist hasn't seen a penny."
Anne:
Yeah, why doesn't he get his teeth straightened and bleached like everyone else in Hollywood?
James:
It's a good question Anne. For the same reason he doesn't have botox or suck up to important producers - there's something wrong with him.
James:
Anyway let's get this show on the road.
There were some great kids' movies this year.
I took a five year old to see Toy Story 3 last week.
Anne:
Did you enjoy it?
James:
No it was ruined for me because the little brat was screaming and crying all the way through the film saying, "Who are you?" "You're not my daddy." "Take me back to the park where you grabbed me…"
(Laughter)
Anne:
Oh James, you are a card. And your slightly risky jokes are not threatening because you're one of us. And you are so handsome.
